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Wink Murder
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I only go as far as Fart Wounding myself.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Take your tablets. You remember when the nurse told you that you post incomprehensible garbage without them?Originally posted by moorfield View PostAnyone?
Admittedly, they don't make that much difference...Comment
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When does your next prescription arrive?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostTake your tablets. You remember when the nurse told you that you post incomprehensible garbage without them?
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I've been away for days, but like Eastenders you can always pick up the storyline.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCan anyone tell me what this thread is about?Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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When you say wink is that in the traditional sense or the pot noodle sense?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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I've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostWhen you say wink is that in the traditional sense or the pot noodle sense?Comment
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I suppose a wink and apot noodle are shallow versions of their real counterparts. And they both produce stains on the carpet and a vague sense of regret and self-loathing.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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