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Wink Murder
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Is it possible to get murdered by that kind of wink?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostWhen you say wink is that in the traditional sense or the pot noodle sense?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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My weekend plans often revolve around a Pot Noodle and aOriginally posted by Moose423956 View PostI've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?
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doesn't your eye get tired?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostMy weekend plans often revolve around a Pot Noodle and a
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That combination has been around for some time based on contractors living on the cheap. Pot noodle provides the meal and the wink is entertainment often quoted as "a contractors night in". HTH.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?
See Charles Dickins: "Will you be joining us at the Dog and Duck this evening Pip? No sir, I was planning a contractors night in."I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Originally posted by boo.boo View Postdoesn't your eye get tired?
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostThat combination has been around for some time based on contractors living on the cheap. Pot noodle provides the meal and the wink is entertainment often quoted as "a contractors night in". HTH.
See Charles Dickins: "Will you be joining us at the Dog and Duck this evening Pip? No sir, I was planning a contractors night in."
I have been enlighted & made happy that my closest contact with a contractor is not paying themGrowing old is mandatory
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Very interesting. I didn't know that.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostThat combination has been around for some time based on contractors living on the cheap. Pot noodle provides the meal and the wink is entertainment often quoted as "a contractors night in". HTH.
See Charles Dickins: "Will you be joining us at the Dog and Duck this evening Pip? No sir, I was planning a contractors night in."
I know that I have been 'amusingly' describing my weekend activities as 'having a Pot Noodle and a wink' for some time.
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It's a quote from Chris Finch in The Office:Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?
"Bump into the mate whose bird I've done... He says, 'Finchy, you look knackered,' and I'm thinking yeah, and you look like you've had a pot-noodle and a wank, mate."
Series 1, Episode 5, part 4, apparently
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He said a pot noodle, and a wink, not a pot noodle and a bukaki wink......Originally posted by boo.boo View Postdoesn't your eye get tired?
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