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Previously on "Wink Murder"

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by boo.boo View Post
    doesn't your eye get tired?
    The hog's one?

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by boo.boo View Post
    doesn't your eye get tired?
    He said a pot noodle, and a wink, not a pot noodle and a bukaki wink......

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?
    It's a quote from Chris Finch in The Office:

    "Bump into the mate whose bird I've done... He says, 'Finchy, you look knackered,' and I'm thinking yeah, and you look like you've had a pot-noodle and a wank, mate."

    Series 1, Episode 5, part 4, apparently

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    That combination has been around for some time based on contractors living on the cheap. Pot noodle provides the meal and the wink is entertainment often quoted as "a contractors night in". HTH.

    See Charles Dickins: "Will you be joining us at the Dog and Duck this evening Pip? No sir, I was planning a contractors night in."
    Very interesting. I didn't know that.

    I know that I have been 'amusingly' describing my weekend activities as 'having a Pot Noodle and a wink' for some time.

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    That combination has been around for some time based on contractors living on the cheap. Pot noodle provides the meal and the wink is entertainment often quoted as "a contractors night in". HTH.

    See Charles Dickins: "Will you be joining us at the Dog and Duck this evening Pip? No sir, I was planning a contractors night in."

    I have been enlighted & made happy that my closest contact with a contractor is not paying them

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by boo.boo View Post
    doesn't your eye get tired?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?
    That combination has been around for some time based on contractors living on the cheap. Pot noodle provides the meal and the wink is entertainment often quoted as "a contractors night in". HTH.

    See Charles Dickins: "Will you be joining us at the Dog and Duck this evening Pip? No sir, I was planning a contractors night in."

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  • boo.boo
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    My weekend plans often revolve around a Pot Noodle and a

    HTH
    doesn't your eye get tired?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?
    My weekend plans often revolve around a Pot Noodle and a

    HTH

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    When you say wink is that in the traditional sense or the pot noodle sense?
    Is it possible to get murdered by that kind of wink?

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
    I suppose a wink and apot noodle are shallow versions of their real counterparts. And they both produce stains on the carpet and a vague sense of regret and self-loathing.
    And leave a bad taste in the mouth?

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  • TheBigYinJames
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?
    I suppose a wink and apot noodle are shallow versions of their real counterparts. And they both produce stains on the carpet and a vague sense of regret and self-loathing.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    When you say wink is that in the traditional sense or the pot noodle sense?
    I've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    When you say wink is that in the traditional sense or the pot noodle sense?

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  • TheBigYinJames
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Can anyone tell me what this thread is about?
    I've been away for days, but like Eastenders you can always pick up the storyline.

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