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Originally posted by Diver View Postwhere?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou know. there
Nah! Not serious, just hoping for an amusing logical and topical debate.
Like Don wanna diss the gangsta mans like yeh?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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LittlestHobbo, are you looking for a special friend?
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Originally posted by LittlestHobbo View PostI take it your parent(s) worked really hard, but apparently you still lived in crap area of Manchester? proof and pud...working hard doesn't allways get you far in life...
Oh and you pay alot less tax than people who earn alot less than you..so save the sanctomony...Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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We are halting evolution. Unwise. Never mind, when man fails, ants will make a better job of it.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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I think it was QI where I heard it was said that the ant has the largest brain of any creature in proportion to its size, and that a typical ant colony has more brain matter than a human. This is clever since, with a head the size of a human, an ant wouldn't be able to scurry about effectively. Another dubious facts on that programme included Romans never having set lions on Christians.Comment
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