I went to the Salisbury show on Saturday and put a quid on the duck race. I got good odds 2:1, but my duck, who I named Paula, came waddling in last.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI went to the Salisbury show on Saturday and put a quid on the duck race. I got good odds 2:1, but my duck, who I named Paula, came waddling in last.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWow, you must be bored, posting stuff like that
I am, I am. Hey, how can you tell if you are going insane ? what are the tel-tale signs ?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI am, I am. Hey, how can you tell if you are going insane ? what are the tel-tale signs ?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI am, I am. Hey, how can you tell if you are going insane ? what are the tel-tale signs ?
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Originally posted by Chantho View PostLooking for hairs on the palms of your hands is the first sign of insanity
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Looking for hairs on the palms of your hands is the first sign of insanity.......
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Some people say talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity. I say it's the only way to get a decent conversation around here."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostSome people say talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity. I say it's the only way to get a decent conversation around here.Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostSometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.(\__/)
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