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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Blessed is the man who plays Prince Vultan.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Hang, lets all slow down a bit. I am not sure who is getting insulted now


    Blessed is the man who plays Prince Vultan.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Hang, lets all slow down a bit. I am not sure who is getting insulted now


    If you can't spot the sucker at the table, it's you.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    He has got a very loud voice too
    Hang, lets all slow down a bit. I am not sure who is getting insulted now


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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    He has got a very loud voice too
    Was confused when it said load. Am still confused.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    yes but Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact
    He has got a very loud voice too

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    yes but Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact
    Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    yes but Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact
    I think my looks will improve in 900 years

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
    yes but Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Some people say talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity. I say it's the only way to get a decent conversation around here.
    Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

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  • DaveB
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    Some people say talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity. I say it's the only way to get a decent conversation around here.

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  • Chantho
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    Looking for hairs on the palms of your hands is the first sign of insanity.......

    That's the second sign

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  • Advocate
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    Originally posted by Chantho View Post
    Looking for hairs on the palms of your hands is the first sign of insanity


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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I am, I am. Hey, how can you tell if you are going insane ? what are the tel-tale signs ?




    Well, there are a few. Do you ever talk to yourself ? or have hairy palms ?



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  • Chantho
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I am, I am. Hey, how can you tell if you are going insane ? what are the tel-tale signs ?




    Hairs on the palms of your hands are the first sign of insanity

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