Recession money-saving tips

[Spacecadet]

Ditch the ironing lady and tell the wife/partner to get of their arse and do it.

ditch the hooker and ....

[sasguru]

Don't waste electricity and diswasher tablets by using the dishwash tell the wife/partner to get of their arse and do it.

Get rid of your wife/partner thus saving a fortune, and do it yourself.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Save money on expensive glasses prescriptions by not wearing your eyeballs out.
walk around all day with one eye closed. Alternate daily.

My long departed granny used to say something about not wearing her glasses out by using them less often. I’m still in two minds to if she was joking or not.

[EternalOptimist]

Make your computer keyboard last up to 50% longer by typing with one hand only

[Xenophon]

Don't buy the range-topper car. Instead of spending £99,913 on the 911 Turbo, opt for the 911 4S for £71,618. You'll get from 0-60 in 4.8secs rather than 3.9, but you'll have saved £28,295.

[Platypus]

Make your computer keyboard last up to 50% longer by typing with one hand only

Oh I think there are plenty of one-handed typists on here already

[Chantho]

Dnot bye expensiv spelcheckres youse ure brayn insted befour postng

[Xenophon]

Oh I think there are plenty of one-handed typists on here already

[HairyArsedBloke]

drink your own urine, thereby saving a lot on Laurent Perrier or Moet champagne

Probably better than NV crap anyway.

Alternatively, by a nice Spanish Cava instead of French NV Moet muck. Far cheaper, far better.

[DimPrawn]

Instead of buying your home during the biggest credit boom in history, at global peak prices, buy your home during a recession, thereby saving yourself a million pounds in interest payments over 25 years, avoiding negative equity and having the ability to afford a larger bedsit.


HTH