Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostSpice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.Confusion is a natural state of being -
Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostSpice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostSpice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
"Your sister likes it this way too."My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostEven better is "You mum really likes this"...
Or even better, "your Dad likes it like this".
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostSpice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4Comment
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostSpice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
I'll give it a go tonight and report backComment
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