Mr Kane's Genius Tip of the Day

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FiveTimes replied

11 July 2008, 08:19
Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

I'll give it a go tonight and report back
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wc2 replied

11 July 2008, 08:08
Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
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wobbegong replied

11 July 2008, 07:55
Originally posted by zeitghost

Even better is "You mum really likes this"...

<HAB>
Or even better, "your Dad likes it like this".
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IGMC
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RichardCranium replied

10 July 2008, 20:01
Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

The version I tried 3 months into married life was to say:

"Your sister likes it this way too."
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Xenophon replied

10 July 2008, 15:51
Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

Best one so far.
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Diver replied

10 July 2008, 15:50
Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
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Charles Foster Kane started a topic Mr Kane's Genius Tip of the Day

10 July 2008, 15:49
Mr Kane's Genius Tip of the Day

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
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