Mr Kane's Genius Tip of the Day

**Diver** · 10 July 2008, 15:50

Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

**Xenophon** · 10 July 2008, 15:51

Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

Best one so far.

**RichardCranium** · 10 July 2008, 20:01

Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

The version I tried 3 months into married life was to say:

"Your sister likes it this way too."

**wobbegong** · 11 July 2008, 07:55

Originally posted by zeitghost

Even better is "You mum really likes this"...

<HAB>
Or even better, "your Dad likes it like this".
</HAB>

IGMC

**wc2** · 11 July 2008, 08:08

Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

**FiveTimes** · 11 July 2008, 08:19

Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding tightly on to her norks, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

I'll give it a go tonight and report back

Mr Kane's Genius Tip of the Day