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Terrible Songs (Yech)

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    #11
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Awww, thats a classic!
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      'Forgot' this one. Las Ketchup: The Ketchup Song.


      I know a bar that looks very much like that. I should be there now, but ....
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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        #13
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        'Forgot' this one. Las Ketchup: The Ketchup Song.


        I know a bar that looks very much like that. I should be there now, but ....
        Yes They should be punished for singing that, Spanked and -----Erk! Back in a mo
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #14
          David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling & Jump In My Car

          WTF was the guy thinking?
          Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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            #15
            Originally posted by miffy View Post
            David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling & Jump In My Car

            WTF was the guy thinking?
            Drinking
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #16
              "You're my wonderwall" : Oasis.

              In fact, anything by Oasis.
              Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

              C.S. Lewis

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                #17
                Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce

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                  #18
                  What were they thinking cover versions

                  Celine Dion - You Shook Me All Night Long
                  Bored.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Grandma we love you,
                    Grandma we do...

                    Always felt this song would be improved but the sound of a gun shot followed by an abrupt end to the singing.
                    Machine gun fire, preferably

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                      #20
                      If we're doing daft lyrics how about this Thin Lizzy gem -

                      "Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"

                      I'd hazard a guess at somewhere in the vicinity of the jail, Phil.

                      As for Tulipe records Brian and Michael "he painted matchstalk men" (or whatever it may be called) is richly desrving of the death penalty. IIRC, it was mysteriously performed each week on Top Of The Pops until it started selling - something wasn't right there IMHO.

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