Ken Livingston should...

[Charles Foster Kane]

If this doesn't reduce him to a gibbering wreck, he should be force-fed LSD, and made to watch films like The Clockwork Orange, The Shining and The Exorcist until he does finally crack.

The Exorcist is hilarious, talk about over hyped, I put off watching it for like a decade, and was sorely disappointed. The Omen was better and was filmed in the Church and surrounding area around Fulham Palace Gardens, so is a closer to home experience (good to watch whilst sitting outside the church in the graveyard at midnight I would reckon).

[realityhack]

Yes, The Omen is a better choice for freaking out a Red Ken on massive quantities of LSD...

...I'd also suggest making him watch every episode of Friends.

[ace00]

...I'd also suggest making him watch every episode of Friends.

Brutal.

[TheBigYinJames]

...I'd also suggest making him watch every episode of Friends.

The One Where The Actors Consider $1m Per Episode Is Still Not Enough

[Charles Foster Kane]

Yes, The Omen is a better choice for freaking out a Red Ken on massive quantities of LSD...

...I'd also suggest making him watch every episode of Friends.

Just realised, Boris is one of the creepy white haired kids from Village of the damned, all grown up:

http://munchies.files.wordpress.com/...amned-kids.jpg

[DodgyAgent]

Just realised, Boris is one of the creepy white haired kids from Village of the damned, all grown up:

http://munchies.files.wordpress.com/...amned-kids.jpg

I think the inbreeding of the village of the damned applies more to you "born and brought up in one place" people

[Charles Foster Kane]

I think the inbreeding of the village of the damned applies more to you "born and brought up in one place" people

Go and lie to some contractors gabblefish.

[zathras]

I saw Livingstone on the tube at Canary Wharf the day after he lost the Mayoral election, in his beige suit. He should have won, now I can't even enjoy a relaxing beer on the bus anymore, he's (Boris) a fat pompous swine laying down the law from within his ivory tower.

Why beer (you also cannot on the terraces of a football match either). If you are hot and dehydrated then beer is not going to help alcohol equally dehydrates you. Drink water instead.

Boris has done what he promised in the election to do. That is more than Ken did as he tended to have 'consultations' that he then ignores such as the Western Extension of the congestion charge.

He also said that only an idiot would get rid of the Routemaster then promptly did so making him either an idiot or a liar. We in London do not want an idiot and have no desire for a liar.

Oh and what did he replace the Routemaster with. Bendy buses that cannot go down many London Roads, kill more pedestrians and cyclists than any other bus and for which more people avoid fairs because of the silly entrance in too many doors. That and there are less of them, with less seats so one just ends up standing. Not fun for shorties like me - stuck in some smelly g*ts armpit and wacked across the head as a backpack is swung around.

[zathras]

If this doesn't reduce him to a gibbering wreck

I thought he was a gibbering wreck!

[Moscow Mule]

now I can't even enjoy a relaxing beer on the bus anymore,

I've just had a thought, yes you can