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Last edited by Moscow Mule; 8 July 2008, 09:39."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
What're you, an aspiring Sun editor or something?!Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI already have
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostKen Livingstone should...
**** off.
Seriously.
**** off and die
If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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You're a redneck tw*t (twitOriginally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostOf course it still makes you an outsider, you didn't grow up here. Tell me something I don't know.
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Ken Livingstone should...
...be dragged off the street into an unmarked car, blindfolded and bound, and driven to a remote warehouse to be waterboarded, electrocuted, have the soles of his feet beaten with cricket bats, and be thrown into a shipping container, given charcoal and sour milk to eat/drink, and then be subjected to 15 straight days of sleep deprivation and psychological torture using loud-hailers and heavy metal music, interpersed with the tellytubbies theme tune. Whenever he tries to get some sleep he should be injected with adrenaline and beaten (again).
If this doesn't reduce him to a gibbering wreck, he should be force-fed LSD, and made to watch films like The Clockwork Orange, The Shining and The Exorcist until he does finally crack.
Then, the gibbering Kenneth should be dressed in a gimp suit, bundled into an unmarked car and dropped off in Trafalgar square, to devour pigeons and mutter incoherently.
Just a thought.Comment
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That's how they created Boris Johnson, after all.Originally posted by realityhack View Post...be dragged off the street into an unmarked car, blindfolded and bound, and driven to a remote warehouse to be waterboarded, electrocuted, have the soles of his feet beaten with cricket bats, and be thrown into a shipping container, given charcoal and sour milk to eat/drink, and then be subjected to 15 straight days of sleep deprivation and psychological torture using loud-hailers and heavy metal music, interpersed with the tellytubbies theme tune. Whenever he tries to get some sleep he should be injected with adrenaline and beaten (again).
If this doesn't reduce him to a gibbering wreck, he should be force-fed LSD, and made to watch films like The Clockwork Orange, The Shining and The Exorcist until he does finally crack.
Then, the gibbering Kenneth should be dressed in a gimp suit, bundled into an unmarked car and dropped off in Trafalgar square, to devour pigeons and mutter incoherently...Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostThat's how they created Boris Johnson, after all.
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Originally posted by realityhack View Post...be dragged off the street into an unmarked car, blindfolded and bound, and driven to a remote warehouse to be waterboarded, electrocuted, have the soles of his feet beaten with cricket bats, and be thrown into a shipping container, given charcoal and sour milk to eat/drink, and then be subjected to 15 straight days of sleep deprivation and psychological torture using loud-hailers and heavy metal music, interpersed with the tellytubbies theme tune. Whenever he tries to get some sleep he should be injected with adrenaline and beaten (again).
If this doesn't reduce him to a gibbering wreck, he should be force-fed LSD, and made to watch films like The Clockwork Orange, The Shining and The Exorcist until he does finally crack.
Then, the gibbering Kenneth should be dressed in a gimp suit, bundled into an unmarked car and dropped off in Trafalgar square, to devour pigeons and mutter incoherently.
Just a thought.
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