Reply to: Ken Livingston should...

[DiscoStu]

Can we try it on Ken?

I don't think you could persuade him to stop talking for long enough to drink 10 litres...

[TimberWolf]

In today's Metro there's an article about a chap who drank 10 litres of water in a day.

He died.

I believe he did it to relieve the symptoms of gingivitis, but the tragedy is that I doubt drinking all that water would have changed his hair colour anyway

[Diver]

Bring back Ringway 2!

The GLC also printed booklets about the proposed road, distributed widely in the area, trumpeting the wonderful traffic advantages of a motorway just behind your garden shed and detailing how the road would connect up with the GLC's other plans. The booklet's centrefold had two large glossy photos, showing "old and new", using the already-built A102(M) Blackwall Tunnel Approach Roads to demonstrate how Ringway 2 would move three 1960's lorries from a high street to a deserted motorway.

Soon no problem. Only government vehicles and public transport will be allowed inside the M25 Barrier

[NickFitz]

A lot of the problems on the north circular are down to bad design, where it goes from 3 to 2 lanes, and traffic light junctions where the smaller road could be bridged over.
And if you've seen the houses along the north circular then a compulsary purchase order would be doing them a favour.

South circular is another case as it is not a circular, just a bunch of regular roads classified together.

Bring back Ringway 2!

The GLC also printed booklets about the proposed road, distributed widely in the area, trumpeting the wonderful traffic advantages of a motorway just behind your garden shed and detailing how the road would connect up with the GLC's other plans. The booklet's centrefold had two large glossy photos, showing "old and new", using the already-built A102(M) Blackwall Tunnel Approach Roads to demonstrate how Ringway 2 would move three 1960's lorries from a high street to a deserted motorway.

[Charles Foster Kane]

You are a broad minded intelligent man of the world.

How about that for a lie?

Very good, although I would expect you to be a good liar. It's your job.

[DodgyAgent]

Go and lie to some contractors gabblefish.

You are a broad minded intelligent man of the world.

How about that for a lie?

[ace00]

1) What's he going to do? Compulsorily purchase all of the houses that line it and turn it into another M25? That'll be a vote-winner.

A lot of the problems on the north circular are down to bad design, where it goes from 3 to 2 lanes, and traffic light junctions where the smaller road could be bridged over.
And if you've seen the houses along the north circular then a compulsary purchase order would be doing them a favour.

South circular is another case as it is not a circular, just a bunch of regular roads classified together.

[Moscow Mule]

Make it one way (clockwise) with no traffic lights

Good one - you should go into town planning....

[TheBigYinJames]

1) What's he going to do?

Make it one way (clockwise) with no traffic lights

[Moscow Mule]

All good stuff, but is he going to sort out the north / south circular?
And FFS people, get rid of the M4 bus lane.

1) What's he going to do? Compulsorily purchase all of the houses that line it and turn it into another M25? That'll be a vote-winner.

2) Fair point.

[ace00]

Actually Johnson has done a lot of things in the 2 months or so that has been in power....

All good stuff, but is he going to sort out the north / south circular?
And FFS people, get rid of the M4 bus lane.

[realityhack]

Depends what you shoot him with.....

Alright, darts for the eyes, a blunderbuss for the family jewels, then can he be sandblasted followed by a fine mist of pepper spray, mace and CS, please?

[Ardesco]

Way too quick. Not nearly enough suffering involved.

Depends what you shoot him with.....

[realityhack]

Where is the:

• Be wheeled out in front of a firing squad

option???

Way too quick. Not nearly enough suffering involved.

[Ardesco]

Where is the:

• Be wheeled out in front of a firing squad

option???