How dumb do you have to be...

[TimberWolf]

One day I'm going to be rich and famous for inventing a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the Internet.

Justice would be served if it stabbed the stabee, but a kick up the arse device would be more than adequate.

[DaveB]

CUK strikes again. From a one line post about some welsh numpty being thick to a fervent discussion about religion, cosmology and the relative merits of Dawkins, Hawking and Newton.

Couldn't happen anywhere else

[Numpty]

CUK strikes again. From a one line post about some welsh numpty being thick to a fervent discussion about religion, cosmology and the relative merits of Dawkins, Hawking and Newton.

But I'm not Welsh.

[Diver]

Ha ha! Local paper, The officer in question was from Bristol and unfamiliar with the area!