John Wayne was actually born in Lichenstein!
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I could make that up.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostJohn Wayne was actually born in Lichenstein! -
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostCabbage is a fruit!
Don't be silly!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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And his name wasn't John then.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostJohn Wayne was actually born in Lichenstein!Comment
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The Dodo had extraordinarily good eyesight and could see up to 100 miles away, contrary to popular opinion it was an accomplished bird of flight and could fly across the world far quicker than a modern Boeing 747 going top speed.Originally posted by realityhack View PostCabbage is a fruit!Comment
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Bruce Willis' real name is Wallice Willason
Michael Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas
who's real family name is DanielovitchThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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No, really, you couldn't make it up! I found this out today at lunchtime as I made my way through the forests of Borneo past rows of queueing Pygmies in Pyjamas singing Pick-a-peck-of-pickled-peppers to the tune of the moon. Upon reaching the stall I was held in enthrall by the weight of it all as the man did tell all about the fruitiness of cabbage. Fact.Comment
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You can't touch all your teeth with your tongueThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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