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Cliphead replied

3 July 2008, 18:28
Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
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TimberWolf replied

3 July 2008, 18:27
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

If you put a penguin into a chest freezer , it will come to no harm

amazing but true:

Nope, the polar bear will eat it
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EternalOptimist replied

3 July 2008, 18:04
If you put a penguin into a chest freezer , it will come to no harm

amazing but true
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realityhack replied

3 July 2008, 15:51
Contrary to popular belief, you can lick your elbow if you lie on your back.
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Bagpuss replied

3 July 2008, 15:51
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Yes I can.

Or was this a cunning ploy designed to make me look like a numpty while trying?

That was the idea, gurning contractors
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DiscoStu replied

3 July 2008, 15:50
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

The highest IQ ever recorded amongst a northerner was 137

Firstly, by

Secondly, 140
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DiscoStu replied

3 July 2008, 15:50
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue

Yes I can.

Or was this a cunning ploy designed to make me look like a numpty while trying?
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Bagpuss replied

3 July 2008, 15:49
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

The highest IQ ever recorded amongst a northerner was 137
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DimPrawn replied

3 July 2008, 15:47
The highest IQ ever recorded amongst a northerner was 137
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cailin maith replied

3 July 2008, 15:46
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

No, really, you couldn't make it up! I found this out today at lunchtime as I made my way through the forests of Borneo past rows of queueing Pygmies in Pyjamas singing Pick-a-peck-of-pickled-peppers to the tune of the moon. Upon reaching the stall I was held in enthrall by the weight of it all as the man did tell all about the fruitiness of cabbage. Fact.

Git

I was getting worried then
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Bagpuss replied

3 July 2008, 15:46
You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue
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Charles Foster Kane replied

3 July 2008, 15:44
Judge Judy's real name is Judith Scheindlin.
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realityhack replied

3 July 2008, 15:44
No, really, you couldn't make it up! I found this out today at lunchtime as I made my way through the forests of Borneo past rows of queueing Pygmies in Pyjamas singing Pick-a-peck-of-pickled-peppers to the tune of the moon. Upon reaching the stall I was held in enthrall by the weight of it all as the man did tell all about the fruitiness of cabbage. Fact.
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Bagpuss replied

3 July 2008, 15:42
Bruce Willis' real name is Wallice Willason

Michael Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas

who's real family name is Danielovitch
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Charles Foster Kane replied

3 July 2008, 15:42
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Cabbage is a fruit!

The Dodo had extraordinarily good eyesight and could see up to 100 miles away, contrary to popular opinion it was an accomplished bird of flight and could fly across the world far quicker than a modern Boeing 747 going top speed.
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