You couldn't make it up!

[cailin maith]

No, really, you couldn't make it up! I found this out today at lunchtime as I made my way through the forests of Borneo past rows of queueing Pygmies in Pyjamas singing Pick-a-peck-of-pickled-peppers to the tune of the moon. Upon reaching the stall I was held in enthrall by the weight of it all as the man did tell all about the fruitiness of cabbage. Fact.

Git

I was getting worried then

[DimPrawn]

The highest IQ ever recorded amongst a northerner was 137

[Bagpuss]

The highest IQ ever recorded amongst a northerner was 137

[DiscoStu]

You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue

Yes I can.

Or was this a cunning ploy designed to make me look like a numpty while trying?

[DiscoStu]

The highest IQ ever recorded amongst a northerner was 137

Firstly, by

Secondly, 140

[Bagpuss]

Yes I can.

Or was this a cunning ploy designed to make me look like a numpty while trying?

That was the idea, gurning contractors

[realityhack]

Contrary to popular belief, you can lick your elbow if you lie on your back.

[EternalOptimist]

If you put a penguin into a chest freezer , it will come to no harm


amazing but true

[TimberWolf]

If you put a penguin into a chest freezer , it will come to no harm


amazing but true:

Nope, the polar bear will eat it

[Cliphead]

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.