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    #81
    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    zakly - but women and men are on differerent trajectories along that line of thinking, dont you think? dont you think we are on the upside longer? so we can get younger women because we decay slower. however, at a certain point we overtake when our nuts touch our knees and then the women win outright
    Women do have a shorter shelf life that is true. After a while, when the autumn of their years approaches, their only alternative to get attention is through wild and violent mood swings
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #82
      Hi AussieLong.


      Yes you should marry her.


      My reasoning is this: -

      You may be more confident and rich than ever before, but let's be honest...you're not an attractive man are you?

      If you were, you'd already be off sh*gging some young bit of stuff.

      You clearly dont *truly* love your lass (else you would have already proposed in a wuv-ey duv-ey manor!), so I'm guessing the things that are keeping you with her are: -

      - she's nice enough
      - you're confortable enough
      - you're happy enough
      - your life's nice enough

      This is good enough I reckon - dont you?

      You're probably never going to meet anyone better - and if you do, just leave her?

      Nothings ever set in stone - better to just make your lass happy, keep the grief from your door, and just concentrate on the good points (stag do, big party day, bling suit/shoes/cufflinks, very posh honeymoon etc etc)



      This thread really reminds me of that Alan Partridge line "I love you...in a way"
      The pope is a tard.

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        #83
        do you want kids with her? then marry

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          #84
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          I don't consider you slops, Sloppy seconds maybe!
          Don't kid yourself, you would never have a chance. Not if you were the last man alive.

          Shall I post your dating page?

          Don't even start with me today pusbag.

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            #85
            Originally posted by aussielong View Post
            zakly - but women and men are on differerent trajectories along that line of thinking, dont you think? dont you think we are on the upside longer? so we can get younger women because we decay slower. however, at a certain point we overtake when our nuts touch our knees and then the women win outright
            The invasion of low-hanging balls across every thread in CUK continues.
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #86
              Originally posted by Lucy View Post
              No, it's more than that it's aching for someone and worry about them and knowing you will love them nomatter what.

              .

              Sounds silly to me. I'll settle for a good pair of norks.

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                #87
                Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                Shall I post your dating page?
                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  You clearly dont *truly* love your lass
                  well he's a perfectionist, and women ain't perfect, grass always greener etc.
                  so he probably does love her

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                    Don't kid yourself, you would never have a chance. Not if you were the last man alive.

                    Shall I post your dating page?

                    Don't even start with me today pusbag.
                    Yes. Next.

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                      This thread really reminds me of that Alan Partridge line "I love you...in a way"
                      Classic.

                      Top pulling line:

                      "Do you like birds? I know a cracking owl sanctuary!"
                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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