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    #41
    Other memorable ones

    Denise Tremble
    Roger Moore
    Heather Pether
    James K Tirk
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #42
      Nearly knew a guy called Chris Packet once
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #43
        Originally posted by KevinS View Post
        I have a client called Mike Hunt.. He uses his middle name..
        I used to play cricket with a Mike Hunt. Always used to raise a checkle when the scorer shouted out "Bowler's name please!".

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          #44
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          Other memorable ones

          Denise Tremble
          Roger Moore
          Heather Pether
          James K Tirk
          Victoria Cross
          Ronald MacDonald
          Takimodo Artichoke

          (one of those isn't true)

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            #45
            At GSK there was a guy called Tom Bollock. If you google his name you'll find that there are loads of Bollocks out there.
            Last edited by Contractor UK; 16 February 2022, 15:13.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #46
              Don't IT guys put bogus names on GADs for a laugh?
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #47
                Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                At GSK there was a guy called Tom Bollock. If you google his name you'll find that there are loads of Bollocks out there.

                Good one Tony
                I doubt if anyone can lick that







                Last edited by Contractor UK; 21 February 2022, 11:11.
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                  At GSK there was a guy called Tom Bollock. If you google his name you'll find that there are loads of Bollocks out there.
                  God love her!
                  Last edited by Contractor UK; 21 February 2022, 11:11.
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by KevinS View Post
                    I have a client called Mike Hunt.. He uses his middle name..
                    Smellyk ?
                    Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                      #50
                      Worked with a Theresa Green and a Lawrence Tipping, who preferred to be called Lorrie. He was oblivious to the sign outside saying "No Lorry Tipping".

                      And I currently work with a Mr Fux.

                      I was once on a course and the instructor introduced himself thus.

                      "My name is Bond. James Bond. That's my problem, now let's discuss yours".
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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