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Previously on "What chavs call their kids"

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  • darmstadt
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    The bloke from Charge changed his name by deed poll to Stu P. Didiot and I once had a female friend who's daughters name was Methadone.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Worked with a Theresa Green and a Lawrence Tipping, who preferred to be called Lorrie. He was oblivious to the sign outside saying "No Lorry Tipping".

    And I currently work with a Mr Fux.

    I was once on a course and the instructor introduced himself thus.

    "My name is Bond. James Bond. That's my problem, now let's discuss yours".

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  • TheBigYinJames
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    Originally posted by KevinS View Post
    I have a client called Mike Hunt.. He uses his middle name..
    Smellyk ?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    At GSK there was a guy called Tom Bollock. If you google his name you'll find that there are loads of Bollocks out there.
    God love her!
    Last edited by Contractor UK; 21 February 2022, 11:11.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    At GSK there was a guy called Tom Bollock. If you google his name you'll find that there are loads of Bollocks out there.

    Good one Tony
    I doubt if anyone can lick that







    Last edited by Contractor UK; 21 February 2022, 11:11.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Don't IT guys put bogus names on GADs for a laugh?

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  • BoredBloke
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    At GSK there was a guy called Tom Bollock. If you google his name you'll find that there are loads of Bollocks out there.
    Last edited by Contractor UK; 16 February 2022, 15:13.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Other memorable ones

    Denise Tremble
    Roger Moore
    Heather Pether
    James K Tirk
    Victoria Cross
    Ronald MacDonald
    Takimodo Artichoke

    (one of those isn't true)

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by KevinS View Post
    I have a client called Mike Hunt.. He uses his middle name..
    I used to play cricket with a Mike Hunt. Always used to raise a checkle when the scorer shouted out "Bowler's name please!".

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Nearly knew a guy called Chris Packet once

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  • Bagpuss
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    Other memorable ones

    Denise Tremble
    Roger Moore
    Heather Pether
    James K Tirk

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  • KevinS
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I've worked with a Mike Hunt
    I have a client called Mike Hunt.. He uses his middle name..

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  • Bagpuss
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    I've worked with a Mike Hunt

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  • TheBigYinJames
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    The simplicity of Mike Hunt is best. As in "have you seen Mike Hunt today?"

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Clue ----> Bowed in
    Oh yeah! Almost raised a chuckle that did. It didn't help that I couldn't work out how to pronounce Bowden.

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