Boy did I fck up today

[HairyArsedBloke]

I’ve just remembered when I was starting up this venture and I went to see my bank. I had to see a young Muslim lady. She wasn’t wearing the ninja, but that scarf thingy.

So his hairyness plonks his laptop on the desk and powers it up. Logs on, and then is reminded that he has a page 3 girl as a back ground flashing her norks. Bank lady was not impressed, especially after I say nothing and just brink up Excel.

Never did use them as bankers for the business and they are not my personal bankers now either.

[TimberWolf]

I’ve just remembered when I was starting up this venture and I went to see my bank. I had to see a young Muslim lady. She wasn’t wearing the ninja, but that scarf thingy.

So his hairyness plonks his laptop on the desk and powers it up. Logs on, and then is reminded that he has a page 3 girl as a back ground flashing her norks. Bank lady was not impressed, especially after I say nothing and just brink up Excel.

Never did use them as bankers for the business and they are not my personal bankers now either.

Pictures of naked women have become so un-PC haven't they? Does anyone remember when quite explicit (PoF) calenders used to be seen hanging in places like garages?

[El_Diablo]

If I were you I'd break the ice, or at least try to assess the situation!

I agree with RH, don't just leave it.

[RichardCranium]

"Young Female Orangutan"

FWIW, I always use pictures of apes looking cute when I need test images. Much less controversial

Vegetarian ape porn.

"Credit: Knut Finstermeier"

Yeah. Right.

[xoggoth]

Couple of years ago I had regular bits of work at home doing odd updates and left a temp test bit in that output a file called arse.txt.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Did I drop a goolie or what ?
Working for a software company and they had a serious problem, the users were misusing the file finder screen, and whole folders were being lost or moved.
My job was to build a file finder that is read only, looks like explorer, has a nice thumby browser, some other bits n pieces.

So in order to check position in the browser I need a couple of marker pictures (I dont recognise the users sh 1 te)
so in slot no 1 I put a nice piccy of Dolly Partons best assets , in slot number 100 Pamela Anderson etc.
I am thinking, 'hundreds od nested folders, noone will see them except me'

So I did my demo this afternoon, MD starts browsing, 'this is fantastic EO, Fking brill, I love the way the images zoom out at you' .
'whats that there ? let me zoom in' 'JESUS CHRIST WHATS THAT'

we are all sitting there looking at a zoomed up pair of Dollys norks.

Scared to go in tomorrow. What a nobule

Hotscripts.com. HTH