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Previously on "Boy did I fck up today"
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Couple of years ago I had regular bits of work at home doing odd updates and left a temp test bit in that output a file called arse.txt.
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"Young Female Orangutan"
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostFWIW, I always use pictures of apes looking cute when I need test images. Much less controversial
"Credit: Knut Finstermeier"
Yeah. Right.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI’ve just remembered when I was starting up this venture and I went to see my bank. I had to see a young Muslim lady. She wasn’t wearing the ninja, but that scarf thingy.
So his hairyness plonks his laptop on the desk and powers it up. Logs on, and then is reminded that he has a page 3 girl as a back ground flashing her norks. Bank lady was not impressed, especially after I say nothing and just brink up Excel.
Never did use them as bankers for the business and they are not my personal bankers now either.
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I’ve just remembered when I was starting up this venture and I went to see my bank. I had to see a young Muslim lady. She wasn’t wearing the ninja, but that scarf thingy.
So his hairyness plonks his laptop on the desk and powers it up. Logs on, and then is reminded that he has a page 3 girl as a back ground flashing her norks. Bank lady was not impressed, especially after I say nothing and just brink up Excel.
Never did use them as bankers for the business and they are not my personal bankers now either.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSeriously
no one has mentioned it
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I think I got away with it. Told the MD that I wanted to come out of the closet and confess to being a gayboy, frotting faggot and asked him if it was ok for me to download some George Michael piccies and the latest edition of 'gay boys in bondage'.
Since then none has mentioned Dolly Parton at all
come to mention it, no one has said anything at all.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postsoz - distracted by work
what were you saying
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FWIW, I always use pictures of apes looking cute when I need test images. Much less controversial
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostOh no way, that would be funny. EO? EO? You there?
what were you saying
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