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Do you have perfect balls?
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostIt's an age thing Xen, the present MrsB regularly comments that my bollocks have grown / dropped considerably since she met me
I got photographed in a, ahem, compromising position, and the shot is from behind. You can clearly see my two, sizeable, low-hanging kahunas between my legs.
I was seriously unimpressed with myself.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Marina View PostWhy does this standard kilogram have to be spherical?
Wouldn't it be far easier to grow/grind a perfect cube shaped crystal?
With a cube you need 3 measurements, that all have to be equally accurate, and do a lot more calculations to ensure the plane surfaces are truly flat."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostPi*93.75mm or 294.52430625mm give or take 0.3 of a nanometer. As a rough estimate.
The clue was in my question -> If it's so perfect, what is its circumference!
I want the definitive answer, not an approximation!Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostAh man. Thanks for empathising.
I got photographed in a, ahem, compromising position, and the shot is from behind. You can clearly see my two, sizeable, low-hanging kahunas between my legs.
I was seriously unimpressed with myself.
cojones - shirley?Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View Postcojones - shirley?
I guess mine was the Hawaiian / Pulp Fiction spelling...Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostMy balls are hanging lower than they used to. They used to be nicely sprung. If they carry on like this they'll be between my knees by the time I'm 40.
The other explanation of course is that my balls have not changed at all, but my penis has shrunk.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI think you are right.
I guess mine was the Hawaiian / Pulp Fiction spelling...
If it's cold then your scrotum shrinks.
If it's warm then the scrotum will stretch to move your testes further away from your body to regulate the temperature of your testes.
I hope this has helped.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThe size and shape of your scrotum changes due to temperature.
If it's cold then your scrotum shrinks.
If it's warm then the scrotum will stretch to move your testes further away from your body to regulate the temperature of your testes.
I hope this has helped.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostChurchill is awarded +5 perfectly round and well-sprung Xeno Geek Points.
Thanks for the points mate!Comment
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