Do you have perfect balls?

[Lucy]

Ah man. Thanks for empathising.

I got photographed in a, ahem, compromising position, and the shot is from behind. You can clearly see my two, sizeable, low-hanging kahunas between my legs.

I was seriously unimpressed with myself.

This is seriously TMI.

[Xenophon]

This is seriously TMI.

Sharing is caring.

[Churchill]

Sharing is caring.

Absolutely!

She's just moody 'coz she hasn't got one and we have...

[Lucy]

Sharing is caring.

Not in this case.

Men don't look good from that angle (the one you have made me imagine), backs can be nice, but that is as good as it gets.

[Xenophon]

Absolutely!

She's just moody 'coz she hasn't got one and we have...

Let's hear it for those of us with downstairs!!

[Xenophon]

Not in this case.

Men don't look good from that angle (the one you have made me imagine), backs can be nice, but that is as good as it gets.

The camera never lies. And it added two pounds.

[TheBigYinJames]

The camera never lies. And it added two pounds.

If they weigh a pound apiece I'd go to the doctors quickly.

[Xenophon]

If they weigh a pound apiece I'd go to the doctors quickly.

Good call.

DOC!!!

[Churchill]

The camera never lies. And it added two pounds.

Did you wear make-up?

[Advocate]

The ACPO team used techniques similar to the way Isaac Newton ground lenses for his telescopes 300 years ago.

I always new the top coppers spent more time polishing their balls than fighting crime...