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    #41
    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    You should have said, why wouldn't there be a backup power supply?

    I was once asked an interview by a gorgeous female interviewer if I would have intercourse with her to get the role. 70 seconds later the role was mine!.
    Damn I should have said that too!

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      #42
      Originally posted by Lucy View Post
      Most recently, interviewer said he could be really aggressive and needed someone who could cope with that FFS!!! Aggressive!!!
      You should have punched him and said "aggressive enough for you?"

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        #43
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        You should have punched him and said "aggressive enough for you?"
        I think the look on my face said it all.

        I've only ever punched one man.

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          #44
          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          I think the look on my face said it all.

          I've only ever punched one man.
          You know when you asked "When did you decide I was a woman?"?

          It was after you hit me!

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            #45
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            You know when you asked "When did you decide I was a woman?"?

            It was after you hit me!

            Lies! Lies!

            I've never punched you, I've wanted to...

            No, I'm too short, even with shoes on, to give any bloke a good hard punch on the nose. Unless he's sitting down

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              #46
              Originally posted by Lucy View Post
              Lies! Lies!

              I've never punched you, I've wanted to...
              No, I'm too short, even with shoes on, to give any bloke a good hard punch on the nose. Unless he's sitting down
              Another one succumbs to the "Churchill Charm"...

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                #47
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Another one succumbs to the "Churchill Charm"...


                Awwww....

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                  #48
                  I was once asked when going for a permie job as an Operations Analyst - "if you were looking after a small child and they hit their thumb with a hammer, what would you do?"
                  Must have answered ok as I got the job offer but I've no idea what they were trying to get at in terms of IT.

                  S.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by SteveCo View Post
                    I was once asked when going for a permie job as an Operations Analyst - "if you were looking after a small child and they hit their thumb with a hammer, what would you do?"
                    Must have answered ok as I got the job offer but I've no idea what they were trying to get at in terms of IT.

                    S.
                    I think they might have been trying to establish whether you understand the concept of Amer four

                    you obviously passed, well done




                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      .........the concept of Amer four

                      ......



                      Whassat? Google didn't turn up anything..........

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