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Smart arsed interviewers
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You should have punched him and said "aggressive enough for you?"Originally posted by Lucy View PostMost recently, interviewer said he could be really aggressive and needed someone who could cope with that FFS!!! Aggressive!!!
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I think the look on my face said it all.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou should have punched him and said "aggressive enough for you?"
I've only ever punched one man.Comment
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You know when you asked "When did you decide I was a woman?"?Originally posted by Lucy View PostI think the look on my face said it all.
I've only ever punched one man.
It was after you hit me!
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Lies! Lies!Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou know when you asked "When did you decide I was a woman?"?
It was after you hit me!

I've never punched you, I've wanted to...
No, I'm too short, even with shoes on, to give any bloke a good hard punch on the nose. Unless he's sitting down
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Another one succumbs to the "Churchill Charm"...Originally posted by Lucy View PostLies! Lies!
I've never punched you, I've wanted to...
No, I'm too short, even with shoes on, to give any bloke a good hard punch on the nose. Unless he's sitting down
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I was once asked when going for a permie job as an Operations Analyst - "if you were looking after a small child and they hit their thumb with a hammer, what would you do?"
Must have answered ok as I got the job offer but I've no idea what they were trying to get at in terms of IT.
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I think they might have been trying to establish whether you understand the concept of Amer fourOriginally posted by SteveCo View PostI was once asked when going for a permie job as an Operations Analyst - "if you were looking after a small child and they hit their thumb with a hammer, what would you do?"
Must have answered ok as I got the job offer but I've no idea what they were trying to get at in terms of IT.
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you obviously passed, well done
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Whassat? Google didn't turn up anything..........Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post.........the concept of Amer four
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