Smart arsed interviewers

[Old Greg]

. It was only as he was leaving that I noticed he was wearing a lop-sided wig that looked like a scouring pad

Tin foil helmet. You're well out of there.

[expat]

WHS (or "here here" for the old-timers)

Where? Where?

[wobbegong]

The one I really hate is "What is your biggest weakness?" to which I usually reply "Cheese, I really, really love cheese".

[Churchill]

The one I really hate is "What is your biggest weakness?" to which I usually reply "Cheese, I really, really love cheese".

I masturbate during work time.

Tay.

[Lucy]

I masturbate during work time.

Tay.

[Moscow Mule]

The one I really hate is "What is your biggest weakness?" to which I usually reply "Cheese, I really, really love cheese".

I'm a bit of a perfectionist, but I'm working to overcome it...

[EternalOptimist]

I masturbate during work time.

Tay.

[Old Greg]

I masturbate during work time.

Tay.

And your weakness is that you like to watch?

[Churchill]

And your weakness is that you like to watch?

Can't your boyfriend defend himself?

[Old Greg]

Can't your boyfriend defend himself?

Ooooooh! Get you, dearie!

(I note you dodged the question)