Smart arsed interviewers

[Churchill]

Ooooooh! Get you, dearie!

(I note you dodged the question)

Damn, my subterfuge failed...

[Old Greg]

Damn, my subterfuge failed...

Don't worry. I only know because I watch you watching Tay.

[Churchill]

Don't worry. I only know because I watch you watching Tay.

Yeah, but I get turned on when you're watching me, watching Tay...

[Old Greg]

Yeah, but I get turned on when you're watching me, watching Tay...

That's why I pay him (in kind, naturally) to do it.

[Diestl]

Can anyone brighten my monday with stories of interview questions that made you want to reach over the table and punch them?

When I was going for a junior-ish role. I was asked

"in C#, will the code in the finally clause always run?"

I said "yes, I believe it does".

he said "WRONG. It will not run if the server has a power failure during the operation "

KNOBHEAD!

You should have said, why wouldn't there be a backup power supply?

I was once asked an interview by a gorgeous female interviewer if I would have intercourse with her to get the role. 70 seconds later the role was mine!.

[Xenophon]

I was once asked an interview by a gorgeous female interviewer if I would have intercourse with her to get the role. 70 seconds later the role was mine!.

You boinked her twice then.

[Churchill]

You should have said, why wouldn't there be a backup power supply?

I was once asked an interview by a gorgeous female interviewer if I would have intercourse with her to get the role. 70 seconds later the role was mine!.

You're German, aren't you?

[TheBigYinJames]

I was once asked an interview by a gorgeous female interviewer if I would have intercourse with her to get the role. 70 seconds later the role was mine!.

You smoked a whole cigarette in 65 seconds?

[Lucy]

Three worst interviews:

FT left me waiting for 45 minutes, I left
Reuters left me waiting for 20 mintues I was about to leave, interviewer then came and left me again waiting in one of their little coffee bars. Finally he came back and spent the whole interview playing on his laptop and winkberry, I told him I didn't want the contract.

Most recently, interviewer said he could be really aggressive and needed someone who could cope with that FFS!!! Aggressive!!!

[Xenophon]