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Originally posted by tay View PostHavent you got an allotment to loot?
I am proud to announce that you have moved up ten places in my pantheon of heroes. Tell Mugabe to take his shoes off as you pass him.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostTay, that is almost poetic. As I read that I just loved the way the words sounded. Allotment to loot. I like that.
I am proud to announce that you have moved up ten places in my pantheon of heroes. Tell Mugabe to take his shoes off as you pass him.
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This thread and others like it remind of this viz funny
"My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this?"Comment
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Originally posted by shoes View PostThis thread and others like it remind of this viz funny
"My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this?"Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThere was a character in Eastenders a few years ago who had the same ironing board cover as me. I can't remember which character it was, though.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostApparently some people look for such things on Eastenders, such as tea-towels the same as they own.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostWot's "Eastenders"?
Is it a variation on "Coronation Street"?
Without that nice Ena Sharples?Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMore like Coronation Street with an army of Ena Sharples clones, constantly bitching and whining in repulsive Lahndon accentsComment
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Originally posted by tay View PostYou are remarkably snobby considering what you are....Comment
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