Quiet drink...

[tay]

Don't be so hard on him. I have heard an eyewitness account of two stunners who had a cat-fight over him.
The blonde had the red-head by the throat 'YOU go home with him' The red head had the blonde by the hair 'NO, YOU go home with him'

Havent you got an allotment to loot?

[EternalOptimist]

Havent you got an allotment to loot?

Tay, that is almost poetic. As I read that I just loved the way the words sounded. Allotment to loot. I like that.


I am proud to announce that you have moved up ten places in my pantheon of heroes. Tell Mugabe to take his shoes off as you pass him.

[tay]

Tay, that is almost poetic. As I read that I just loved the way the words sounded. Allotment to loot. I like that.


I am proud to announce that you have moved up ten places in my pantheon of heroes. Tell Mugabe to take his shoes off as you pass him.

Great, I also said hello to your mother as I stood on her head.

[shoes]

This thread and others like it remind of this viz funny

"My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this?"

[NickFitz]

This thread and others like it remind of this viz funny

"My friend's mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this?"

There was a character in Eastenders a few years ago who had the same ironing board cover as me. I can't remember which character it was, though.

[RichardCranium]

There was a character in Eastenders a few years ago who had the same ironing board cover as me. I can't remember which character it was, though.

Apparently some people look for such things on Eastenders, such as tea-towels the same as they own.

[NickFitz]

Apparently some people look for such things on Eastenders, such as tea-towels the same as they own.

It's more interesting than watching the actors

[NickFitz]

Wot's "Eastenders"?

Is it a variation on "Coronation Street"?

Without that nice Ena Sharples?

More like Coronation Street with an army of Ena Sharples clones, constantly bitching and whining in repulsive Lahndon accents

[tay]

More like Coronation Street with an army of Ena Sharples clones, constantly bitching and whining in repulsive Lahndon accents

You are remarkably snobby considering what you are....

[NickFitz]

You are remarkably snobby considering what you are....

What, better than you?