Quiet drink...

[Churchill]

I will try and help BP

There is no BF.
There were not 2 guys fighting over her.
Lucy is just attention seeking.

HTH

Ah, now I get it, you've tried a little PMing and been blown out!!! By Lucy.... Well, you bitter swine.

Never mind mate, you'll get over it, plenty more fish in the sea etc.

[Lucy]

Then why not just say "I went to the pub for a drink. somw winker tries to chat me up. the bf stood up to him and got jumped on. the doorman threw them both out."

aaarrrggghhh - why is cuk so complicated? My brain hurts!

It wasn't BF who got smacked it was the winker and the bloke who told him to leave me alone...

No one was 'fighting over me' it was just someone being a pest and someone being kind (and getting hit for it)

[tay]

Ah, now I get it, you've tried a little PMing and been blown out!!! By Lucy.... Well, you bitter swine.

Never mind mate, you'll get over it, plenty more fish in the sea etc.

You think I PM Lucy? My estimation of you just went down...