Just been mischievous....

[BrilloPad]

I might be missing something, but from what I've seen so far, Wilmslow and his neighbour seem to think the road outside their houses is in some way their reserved parking - or have I misunderstood?

I think the issue is making access difficult.

Gosh - I am defending Wilmslow - what is MY life coming to

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I think the issue is making access difficult.

Gosh - I am defending Wilmslow - what is MY life coming to

In the April version, he said the Mafia guy wasn't blocking his drive any more, just having the brass neck to leave his car on a public road outside Wilmslow's Stately Pile.

[RichardCranium]

neighbour is parking outside neighbours house.

I learned a trick of pouring milk into the bottom of the windscreen - once sets, gets nice and mature, and a smell that never ever leaves the car.

So you are vandalising vehicles parked legally on the road?

Tosser.

Some of us own and drive very expensive cars.

Granted that in my case it is only a £38k car.

But I'd crush your balls for messing with it, you silly child.

[NickFitz]

Some of us own and drive very expensive cars.

cheap

£250 quid about six years ago... works perfectly, and if some dimwit starts playing silly buggers with it, I will not be happy with them

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Wilmslow never seems to come back and answer any of these questions or points - I wonder if he is indeed, a fictional character.

[EternalOptimist]

Of course he is... in the grand tradition of Chico.

Thankfully without the religeosity...

How do you do it though, I dont get it. Do you have someone in mind and sort of empathise your way into their psyche, or is it totally made up ?
Do you have to 'get into character'

They are blooming good whoever they are, LB/Chico was great - fooled me anyway