Just been mischievous....

[El_Diablo]

Wilm-Sloooooooooooooooooooow

Or internet forums.

Or outdoors.

[The Lone Gunman]

Why didnt you just nick it while he was away?
You could have had all sorts of fun, left him with all sorts of grief to sort out then dumped and torched the van.

[shoes]

That's not the worst - He's admitted "using the windscreen washer trick" to squirt water over his car onto a tailgater's windscreen.

They got water on their windscreen? How disasterous! They'll think twice before doing that again!

Or maybe their car is actually quite well equipped to cope with a few drops of water and they didn't pick up on any malicious intent meant by that idiot who wouldn't pull out of the overtaking lane doing 50 mph?

If it was me behind I would have just assumed the moron had squirted his washer fluid instead of indicating by mistake.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Wilmslow, is the car parked on a public road?

[BrilloPad]

Or internet forums.

That is ridiculous! I have to have someone I can feel superior to.

[Churchill]

That is ridiculous! I have to have someone I can feel superior to.

...and one day my son, you will find that very special person.

Until then, back in the corner with you and put that bloody hat back on!

[Lucy]

...and one day my son, you will find that very special person.

Until then, back in the corner with you and put that bloody hat back on!

At least Brillo is probably able to spell the names of the places he's claimed to have lived...

It's Eaton!!!

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I might be missing something, but from what I've seen so far, Wilmslow and his neighbour seem to think the road outside their houses is in some way their reserved parking - or have I misunderstood?

[NickFitz]

I might be missing something, but from what I've seen so far, Wilmslow and his neighbour seem to think the road outside their houses is in some way their reserved parking - or have I misunderstood?

I think so, to the extent that Wilmsie bought a car that wasn't roadworthy just so he could park it outside

You can use Google to track down the whole sorry saga.

[BrilloPad]

...and one day my son, you will find that very special person.

Until then, back in the corner with you and put that bloody hat back on!

Just like being back at school....