Reply to: Just been mischievous....

[EternalOptimist]

Of course he is... in the grand tradition of Chico.

Thankfully without the religeosity...

How do you do it though, I dont get it. Do you have someone in mind and sort of empathise your way into their psyche, or is it totally made up ?
Do you have to 'get into character'

They are blooming good whoever they are, LB/Chico was great - fooled me anyway

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Wilmslow never seems to come back and answer any of these questions or points - I wonder if he is indeed, a fictional character.

[NickFitz]

Some of us own and drive very expensive cars.

cheap

£250 quid about six years ago... works perfectly, and if some dimwit starts playing silly buggers with it, I will not be happy with them

[RichardCranium]

neighbour is parking outside neighbours house.

I learned a trick of pouring milk into the bottom of the windscreen - once sets, gets nice and mature, and a smell that never ever leaves the car.

So you are vandalising vehicles parked legally on the road?

Tosser.

Some of us own and drive very expensive cars.

Granted that in my case it is only a £38k car.

But I'd crush your balls for messing with it, you silly child.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I think the issue is making access difficult.

Gosh - I am defending Wilmslow - what is MY life coming to

In the April version, he said the Mafia guy wasn't blocking his drive any more, just having the brass neck to leave his car on a public road outside Wilmslow's Stately Pile.

[BrilloPad]

I might be missing something, but from what I've seen so far, Wilmslow and his neighbour seem to think the road outside their houses is in some way their reserved parking - or have I misunderstood?

I think the issue is making access difficult.

Gosh - I am defending Wilmslow - what is MY life coming to

[BrilloPad]

...and one day my son, you will find that very special person.

Until then, back in the corner with you and put that bloody hat back on!

Just like being back at school....

[NickFitz]

I might be missing something, but from what I've seen so far, Wilmslow and his neighbour seem to think the road outside their houses is in some way their reserved parking - or have I misunderstood?

I think so, to the extent that Wilmsie bought a car that wasn't roadworthy just so he could park it outside

You can use Google to track down the whole sorry saga.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I might be missing something, but from what I've seen so far, Wilmslow and his neighbour seem to think the road outside their houses is in some way their reserved parking - or have I misunderstood?

[Lucy]

...and one day my son, you will find that very special person.

Until then, back in the corner with you and put that bloody hat back on!

At least Brillo is probably able to spell the names of the places he's claimed to have lived...

It's Eaton!!!

[Churchill]

That is ridiculous! I have to have someone I can feel superior to.

...and one day my son, you will find that very special person.

Until then, back in the corner with you and put that bloody hat back on!

[BrilloPad]

Or internet forums.

That is ridiculous! I have to have someone I can feel superior to.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Wilmslow, is the car parked on a public road?

[shoes]

That's not the worst - He's admitted "using the windscreen washer trick" to squirt water over his car onto a tailgater's windscreen.

They got water on their windscreen? How disasterous! They'll think twice before doing that again!

Or maybe their car is actually quite well equipped to cope with a few drops of water and they didn't pick up on any malicious intent meant by that idiot who wouldn't pull out of the overtaking lane doing 50 mph?

If it was me behind I would have just assumed the moron had squirted his washer fluid instead of indicating by mistake.

[The Lone Gunman]

Why didnt you just nick it while he was away?
You could have had all sorts of fun, left him with all sorts of grief to sort out then dumped and torched the van.