On the train recently I have noticed several chavy young males in baggy khaki shorts and they all had hideous lumpy legs with foul looking bulgy veins all over the place.
Some chavy females should avoid the bare midriff look too. It can look quite sexy but one I saw last week was all saggy like a deflated balloon and had obviously recently delivered a truckload of misgenated spawn by several different fathers.
Ah well, that's fashion I suppose and I can't be left behind. Today I have turned up for work with half a pound of ASDA's best chopped liver sellotaped to my forehead. I think I look rather good though I say it myself.
Some chavy females should avoid the bare midriff look too. It can look quite sexy but one I saw last week was all saggy like a deflated balloon and had obviously recently delivered a truckload of misgenated spawn by several different fathers.
Ah well, that's fashion I suppose and I can't be left behind. Today I have turned up for work with half a pound of ASDA's best chopped liver sellotaped to my forehead. I think I look rather good though I say it myself.
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