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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostDoes Kylie have low self esteme though?
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Originally posted by daviejones View Post-The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postjust low hanging knockers
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'll answer from a "Northern Bloke's" perspective.
Get her shagged, dump her and then treat her like crap in public while sending suggestive PMs to her in private...
Bagpuss, what do you think?
I didn't start this thread to discuss you and Lucy. There's plenty of that already. I'm not shagging her in any orifice. I do have standards you know. If I make the gay play, then I'll just get the gays after me 'cause I is not minging. Frying pan - Fire. It's tough being me.Bored.Comment
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Originally posted by ace00 View PostI didn't start this thread to discuss you and Lucy. There's plenty of that already. I'm not shagging her in any orifice. I do have standards you know. If I make the gay play, then I'll just get the gays after me 'cause I is not minging. Frying pan - Fire. It's tough being me.
Oh btw, me and Lucy?
Hmmm, not thought about that...Comment
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Originally posted by ace00 View PostI didn't start this thread to discuss you and Lucy. There's plenty of that already. I'm not shagging her in any orifice. I do have standards you know. If I make the gay play, then I'll just get the gays after me 'cause I is not minging. Frying pan - Fire. It's tough being me.Comment
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Originally posted by ace00 View PostI didn't start this thread to discuss you and Lucy. There's plenty of that already. I'm not shagging her in any orifice. I do have standards you know. If I make the gay play, then I'll just get the gays after me 'cause I is not minging. Frying pan - Fire. It's tough being me.
Tell her you have a girlfriend at the moment. You can always split up with the imaginary girlfriend when you want."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostYour client has an interesting office......
Tell her you have a girlfriend at the moment. You can always split up with the imaginary girlfriend when you want.
God, you women are so devious! Do you give lessons?Comment
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