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    #21
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Does Kylie have low self esteme though?
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    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #22
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Does Kylie have low self esteme though?
      just low hanging knockers




      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #23
        Originally posted by daviejones View Post
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        sorry i mean't treseme
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #24
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          just low hanging knockers




          knocker, shirley?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #25
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            knocker, shirley?
            it was an old photo






            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #26
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              I'll answer from a "Northern Bloke's" perspective.

              Get her shagged, dump her and then treat her like crap in public while sending suggestive PMs to her in private...

              Bagpuss, what do you think?

              I didn't start this thread to discuss you and Lucy. There's plenty of that already. I'm not shagging her in any orifice. I do have standards you know. If I make the gay play, then I'll just get the gays after me 'cause I is not minging. Frying pan - Fire. It's tough being me.
              Bored.

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                #27
                Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                I didn't start this thread to discuss you and Lucy. There's plenty of that already. I'm not shagging her in any orifice. I do have standards you know. If I make the gay play, then I'll just get the gays after me 'cause I is not minging. Frying pan - Fire. It's tough being me.
                "Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble..."

                Oh btw, me and Lucy?

                Hmmm, not thought about that...

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                  I didn't start this thread to discuss you and Lucy. There's plenty of that already. I'm not shagging her in any orifice. I do have standards you know. If I make the gay play, then I'll just get the gays after me 'cause I is not minging. Frying pan - Fire. It's tough being me.
                  I still think you need to ask pusbag, he is good at games and hurting people he doesn't know.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                    I didn't start this thread to discuss you and Lucy. There's plenty of that already. I'm not shagging her in any orifice. I do have standards you know. If I make the gay play, then I'll just get the gays after me 'cause I is not minging. Frying pan - Fire. It's tough being me.
                    Your client has an interesting office......

                    Tell her you have a girlfriend at the moment. You can always split up with the imaginary girlfriend when you want.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                      Your client has an interesting office......

                      Tell her you have a girlfriend at the moment. You can always split up with the imaginary girlfriend when you want.
                      I like it!!!

                      God, you women are so devious! Do you give lessons?

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