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Pursued by Minger
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She probably doesn't fancy you at all. You're probably a sad twat who lies about just about everything with a girlfriend you won't admit to having.
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Originally posted by ace00 View PostOne of the permies at my current gig is after molesting me, she is working on 3 of the same projects, for a different department across the way.
It is so obvious she fancies me (there have been comments from colleagues already) and also obvious she is some kind of OC middle aged bunny boiler, and more importantly, she is minging.
It's quite funny/sad really, whenever I send an email regarding one of the three aforementioned projects I get a little call..."hi there..see you sent an email.....how you doin....", just waiting for the lunch invite.
So I thought, what's the best way to deal? Then I thought ask someone who knows how a middle aged bunny boiler thinks, and that led me here.
So girls, ladies, pretend ladies, any advice?If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwow. I masturbated over kylie last night which means I am not ancient baldy with a beer belly. Thanks mate
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostAt least you can spell masturbate.
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostShe probably doesn't fancy you at all. You're probably a sad twat who lies about just about everything with a girlfriend you won't admit to having.
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Or a woman with a boyfriend who cybers with strangers. Which is worse?
You decide!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwow. I masturbated over kylie last night which means I am not ancient baldy with a beer belly. Thanks mate
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI should be able to, I'm a fkin expert
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostOr a woman with a boyfriend who cybers with strangers. Which is worse?
You decide!Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostDoes Kylie have low self esteme though?Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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