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    I can't sleep!

    It wouldn't be so bad if I was drunk, but I'm stone cold sober
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    #2
    It's because you're stone cold sober.

    It would be better if you were drunk.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      It wouldn't be so bad if I was drunk, but I'm stone cold sober
      I think you have suggested your own solution!
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #4
        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        It wouldn't be so bad if I was drunk, but I'm stone cold sober
        You could have word associated.

        You could have counted.

        You could have t-peed. TPdeed. Teeped.

        Bollocks.

        A five knuckle shuffle might have helped.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          You could have word associated.

          You could have counted.

          You could have t-peed. TPdeed. Teeped.

          Bollocks.

          A five knuckle shuffle might have helped.
          pot noodle

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