I can't sleep!

[BrilloPad]

You could have word associated.

You could have counted.

You could have t-peed. TPdeed. Teeped.

Bollocks.

A five knuckle shuffle might have helped.

pot noodle

[RichardCranium]

It wouldn't be so bad if I was drunk, but I'm stone cold sober

You could have word associated.

You could have counted.

You could have t-peed. TPdeed. Teeped.

Bollocks.

A five knuckle shuffle might have helped.

[The Lone Gunman]

It wouldn't be so bad if I was drunk, but I'm stone cold sober

I think you have suggested your own solution!

[NickFitz]

It's because you're stone cold sober.

It would be better if you were drunk.

HTH

[DiscoStu]

It wouldn't be so bad if I was drunk, but I'm stone cold sober