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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostGenius
You would probably say 'That looks nothing like him'.
But that sort of reply isn't as much fun to post.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostIf you knew what I looked like you would not say 'Genius'.
Could even read about ...Comment
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After yesterday's amusement, the likelihood of me attending any future CUK evenings is low.
Very low.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostIf you knew what I looked like you would not say 'Genius'.
You would probably say 'That looks nothing like him'.
But that sort of reply isn't as much fun to post.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostAfter yesterday's amusement, the likelihood of me attending any future CUK evenings is low.
Very low.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostYou've got black hair though surely? All the Goths I've seen have black hair. i.e. the guy working in the local shop and the one on the IT crowd.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMore like no hair... and I wouldn't describe Xeno as a Goth
TimberWolf is awarded +5 Xeno Plonker Points.
Goth!? I'm not a teenager.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostAfter yesterday's amusement, the likelihood of me attending any future CUK evenings is low.
Very low.
Do I have an approver and a seconder? If so will sort the dates out forthwith, no point hanging about.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostAfter yesterday's amusement, the likelihood of me attending any future CUK evenings is low.
Very low.
Was the best thread I've seen here in ages.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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