I actually failed Baseline Check Enhanced

[Cliphead]

Not since 1990 - I have a foolproof way of avoiding getting speeding fines.

Cycle?

[OwlHoot]

The more I think about this the angrier I get. I got offered the job within minutes of leaving the interview. A few inside buddies told me that I was considered the ideal candidate. Then not to get it in this way is infuriating.

How do I write directy to that Jacqui Smith woman?

Mike

Write to your MP, especially if he is labour.

[Board Game Geek]

Not since 1990 - I have a foolproof way of avoiding getting speeding fines.

Aha..another member "in the know" :-)

For the record, I discovered the "system" in 1987, and it's worked for me ever since.

[Sockpuppet]

Me!

Stopped numerous times but never prosecuted.

Did you wear a short skirt and start crying?

[Churchill]

Did you wear a short skirt and start crying?

Oi, I'm not the wet lettuce who wears eyeliner!

Remember that!

[NotAllThere]

They've probably got your name mixed up with some high up member of Al Qaeda. Expect a 3am raid and a trip to Cuba any time soon.


You're a contractor. Life is unfair. Move on, get a better contract. Laugh all the way to the bank.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Sorry, I just can't let this go.

If you don’t let this go it will destroy you. If you protest then the evil public sector bastards will close ranks. There is NO CHANCE IN HELL of you getting anywhere with any complaint. People like that have a delusion that that they have their own version of divine infallibility; they do not make mistakes.

Let it be a lesson to you and everyone else: do not touch public sector work.

[NotAllThere]

If he really can't let go, he should stand for parliament, get elected, work his way up the party ranks, become prime minister, and then take revenge on the whole country. ( I wonder how many PMs were turned down for SC work some time in the past. It would explain a lot. ).

[Marina]

I wonder how many PMs were turned down for SC work some time in the past. It would explain a lot.

Didn't Lord Kitchener turn down a young lieutenant Winston Churchill for something or other back in the 1890s, an Expedition to Egypt I think, because he was worried Churchill would write a critical book about the campaign?

[sasguru]

If you don’t let this go it will destroy you. If you protest then the evil public sector bastards will close ranks. There is NO CHANCE IN HELL of you getting anywhere with any complaint. People like that have a delusion that that they have their own version of divine infallibility; they do not make mistakes.

Let it be a lesson to you and everyone else: do not touch public sector work.

The problem with this is that public sector work might make up the bulk of the work available in some sectors, this time next year.