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    Mates girlfriend very upset.....

    My friend staying over last night said we may go to a massage parlour, all jest, he even said this to his girlfriend (1950's Smallville nice people girl guide type of humour - despite being a GP and a Family Planning gynae specialist!!)

    My mate wanted to call her last night, but no signal, so asked me to call. I left a message joking he dragged me off to a massage parlour and currupted me, and also told her how he had wee'd on my cat (rubbed his legs in the loo and he copped for it!).

    Later on - tried again, no reply.

    We called later on, she was in tears - believed that we really had gone to a brothel, and, heard CAT as COCK, and thought we were into some sort of kinky sex session, as in, genuinely believed it!

    Myself and mate are laughing, uncontrollably, but, feeling upset at the same time that his gf is so tearful!

    He is going over to hers tonight. We are fearing the worst!!

    #2
    Well done to whoever has hacked Wilmslow's account and posted the above. Absolutely brilliant.




    Spoiled only by the unlikelihood of Wilmslow having a life, but then it wouldn't have been so funny.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Well done to whoever has hacked Wilmslow's account and posted the above. Absolutely brilliant.




      Spoiled only by the unlikelihood of Wilmslow having a life, but then it wouldn't have been so funny.


      Christ almighty. I thought it was easier to interpret when I read it backwards.
      Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        we were into some sort of kinky sex session, as in, genuinely believed it!
        Will this be you defence when it comes to court?

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          #5
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Spoiled only by the unlikelihood of Wilmslow having a life, but then it wouldn't have been so funny.
          Yes - who'd believe he has a mate.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Yes - who'd believe he has a mate
            ... that could have a real girlfriend.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
              My friend staying over last night said we may go to a massage parlour, all jest, he even said this to his girlfriend (1950's Smallville nice people girl guide type of humour - despite being a GP and a Family Planning gynae specialist!!)

              My mate wanted to call her last night, but no signal, so asked me to call. I left a message joking he dragged me off to a massage parlour and currupted me, and also told her how he had wee'd on my cat (rubbed his legs in the loo and he copped for it!).

              Later on - tried again, no reply.

              We called later on, she was in tears - believed that we really had gone to a brothel, and, heard CAT as COCK, and thought we were into some sort of kinky sex session, as in, genuinely believed it!

              Myself and mate are laughing, uncontrollably, but, feeling upset at the same time that his gf is so tearful!

              He is going over to hers tonight. We are fearing the worst!!


              Entertaining as ever Wilmslow....keep it up!!
              "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                #8
                Not Wilmslow's usual style. Humm what's happening?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  Not Wilmslow's usual style. Humm what's happening?
                  I think Wilmslow was "In his cups" when he made that post.

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                    #10
                    Anyone care to translate this into English please?

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