My friend staying over last night said we may go to a massage parlour, all jest, he even said this to his girlfriend (1950's Smallville nice people girl guide type of humour - despite being a GP and a Family Planning gynae specialist!!)
My mate wanted to call her last night, but no signal, so asked me to call. I left a message joking he dragged me off to a massage parlour and currupted me, and also told her how he had wee'd on my cat (rubbed his legs in the loo and he copped for it!).
Later on - tried again, no reply.
We called later on, she was in tears - believed that we really had gone to a brothel, and, heard CAT as COCK, and thought we were into some sort of kinky sex session, as in, genuinely believed it!
Myself and mate are laughing, uncontrollably, but, feeling upset at the same time that his gf is so tearful!
He is going over to hers tonight. We are fearing the worst!!
My mate wanted to call her last night, but no signal, so asked me to call. I left a message joking he dragged me off to a massage parlour and currupted me, and also told her how he had wee'd on my cat (rubbed his legs in the loo and he copped for it!).
Later on - tried again, no reply.
We called later on, she was in tears - believed that we really had gone to a brothel, and, heard CAT as COCK, and thought we were into some sort of kinky sex session, as in, genuinely believed it!
Myself and mate are laughing, uncontrollably, but, feeling upset at the same time that his gf is so tearful!
He is going over to hers tonight. We are fearing the worst!!
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