Mates girlfriend very upset.....

[Churchill]

Anyone care to translate this into English please?

What?

"In his cups"?

[Tensai]

Linky

HTH

[gadgetman]

No, Wilmslow's post.

What?

"In his cups"?

[Churchill]

No, Wilmslow's post.

FUCTIFINO!

[Churchill]

That's a variety of Klingon coffee is it not...

Of course.

[Jog On]

That's a variety of Klingon coffee is it not...

Klingons drink coffee?

[BrilloPad]

Klingons drink coffee?

The suck it up via a straw in the nose

HTH

[Jog On]

and also told her how he had wee'd on my cat (rubbed his legs in the loo and he copped for it!).

Might need to walk me through that one

[TimberWolf]

and also told her how he had wee'd on my cat (rubbed his legs in the loo and he copped for it!).

Might need to walk me through that one

It could mean the cat rubbed against his legs while he stood at the toilet having a wee, causing him to urinate on the cat. Alternatively the cat rubbed his legs and one or the other of them received a blow job. To sum up, the cat definitely got pissed on and probably pissed off too.

[Jog On]

The suck it up via a straw in the nose

HTH

That explains a lot..

Things are much clearer now – although I’m still stumped on this cat business. Maybe that’s for the best