Reply to: Mates girlfriend very upset.....

[Jog On]

The suck it up via a straw in the nose

HTH

That explains a lot..

Things are much clearer now – although I’m still stumped on this cat business. Maybe that’s for the best

[TimberWolf]

and also told her how he had wee'd on my cat (rubbed his legs in the loo and he copped for it!).

Might need to walk me through that one

It could mean the cat rubbed against his legs while he stood at the toilet having a wee, causing him to urinate on the cat. Alternatively the cat rubbed his legs and one or the other of them received a blow job. To sum up, the cat definitely got pissed on and probably pissed off too.

[Jog On]

and also told her how he had wee'd on my cat (rubbed his legs in the loo and he copped for it!).

Might need to walk me through that one

[BrilloPad]

Klingons drink coffee?

The suck it up via a straw in the nose

HTH

[Jog On]

That's a variety of Klingon coffee is it not...

Klingons drink coffee?

[Churchill]

That's a variety of Klingon coffee is it not...

Of course.

[Churchill]

No, Wilmslow's post.

FUCTIFINO!

[gadgetman]

No, Wilmslow's post.

What?

"In his cups"?

[Tensai]

Linky

HTH

[Churchill]

Anyone care to translate this into English please?

What?

"In his cups"?

[gadgetman]

Anyone care to translate this into English please?

[Churchill]

Not Wilmslow's usual style. Humm what's happening?

I think Wilmslow was "In his cups" when he made that post.

[Platypus]

Not Wilmslow's usual style. Humm what's happening?

[daviejones]

My friend staying over last night said we may go to a massage parlour, all jest, he even said this to his girlfriend (1950's Smallville nice people girl guide type of humour - despite being a GP and a Family Planning gynae specialist!!)

My mate wanted to call her last night, but no signal, so asked me to call. I left a message joking he dragged me off to a massage parlour and currupted me, and also told her how he had wee'd on my cat (rubbed his legs in the loo and he copped for it!).

Later on - tried again, no reply.

We called later on, she was in tears - believed that we really had gone to a brothel, and, heard CAT as COCK, and thought we were into some sort of kinky sex session, as in, genuinely believed it!

Myself and mate are laughing, uncontrollably, but, feeling upset at the same time that his gf is so tearful!

He is going over to hers tonight. We are fearing the worst!!

Entertaining as ever Wilmslow....keep it up!!

[RichardCranium]

Yes - who'd believe he has a mate

... that could have a real girlfriend.