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That cheeky chappy Cockney milk man's son from The Apprentice

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    #11
    Can't believe the mendacious barrow boy won...

    I knew I hated him and everything he stands for for a reason right from day one.
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #12
      Oh poo.....

      Apprentice Loser to be Offered a Job at Essex County Council

      That's my neck of the woods !

      DOOMED !
      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

      C.S. Lewis

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        #13
        Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
        I'm applying next week with my 3 PhDs, and 50 years experience running Microsoft.
        3 Windows ME installation CDs.

        (I actually have one of those from a friend who works for MS... it allows multiple installations with the same key, and bears the slogan "Try ME... and Give ME to a Friend!"

        I think they spelt "herpes" incorrectly.)

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          #14
          He was the best out of the final bunch, I predicted he would win after the last programme where Sugar let him off for BSing his CV.

          Claire was good but too bolshy for Sugar, too like Badger.

          Alex and the other woman - both a pair of whinging gits, Alex has stabbed other contestants in the back in nearly every episode, too soon to look for an alibi on every task. The woman he was with, pretty similiar MO but not quite such a twat.

          It had to be Lee, although a bit of an Essex lad he knows when to keep his gob shut. Very much an apprentice, i.e. he wants to learn, he didn't brag as much as the rest, he really wanted it (see Tim who won a couple of years ago). Good on him, I hope it works out.
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
            I thought Cindy Burger showed her true colours on "you're fired" - couldn't let it go and had to be nasty in defeat (IMHO of course).

            I didn't realise she had changed her name, that other pretend toff also did. Was anyone genuine on that show? the posh turn out to be common, perhaps the common people are secretly posh?
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #16
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              I didn't realise she had changed her name, that other pretend toff also did. Was anyone genuine on that show? the posh turn out to be common, perhaps the common people are secretly posh?
              Perhaps Siralan will turn out to be an actual Thunderbirds puppet, like we always suspected. Of course a real hand is substituted on the "your'e fired!" close-up.
              Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                He was the best out of the final bunch, I predicted he would win after the last programme where Sugar let him off for BSing his CV.

                thick as pig tulip though

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by dude69 View Post
                  thick as pig tulip though
                  Brilliant message to convey to impressionable kids - be thick as a plank, don't pass your exams as you can always lie about those - doesn't matter you can always be a celeb "businessman".
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by dude69 View Post
                    thick as pig tulip though

                    He had common sense, plenty of intelligent people have little of that.
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      He used to be a pimp though, didn't he ?

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