I can't seem to find...

[xoggoth]

my driving licence. It isn't in the usual box file. If anyone knows where it is, please let me know.

Lots of people say you lot are useless but I tell them that one of you will know.

Ta

[Flubster]

One thing's for sure. It will be in the last place you look.

HTH

[Board Game Geek]

Dear Xog,

Your Driving License will be in the "Last Place You Look".

Just like everything else that goes missing.

HTH

Alternatively, since the only time we tend to need Driving Licences for ID is at Blockbusters, Banks, or Brothels, I would suggest starting your search there.

[Marina]

It'll be in one of your pockets probably.

[wobbegong]

Check the file that has your car insurance/MOT docs.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Dear Xog,

Your Driving License will be in the "Last Place You Look".

Just like everything else that goes missing.

HTH

Alternatively, since the only time we tend to need Driving Licences for ID is at Blockbusters, Banks, or Brothels, I would suggest starting your search there.

We spell it "licence" in this country - take a look at it if you don't believe me.

[DS23]

is it the paper, the card or both?

[Board Game Geek]

Ooops...I always mispell that one. Sorry.

Ok. I've had a thought about this on a psychological level.

The thing this, dear Xog, you DO know where it is. At least, your subconcious does. But the subconcious is a devious wee beasty and likes to keep secrets from the concious.

Therefore, what you need to do is try the BGG-patented "Vodka Retrieval Technique".

This involves the following.

1. Blank sheet of paper.
2. Writing implement.
3. One or more bottles of Vodka (or other suitable alcoholic beverage).

Technique :

a) Write on the blank sheet of paper "Where did I lose my fecking licence ?"
b) Place the sheet of paper under your bed pillow.
c) Consume enough of the Vodka until you almost pass out.
d) Quickly re-read the sheet of paper again.
e) Pass out.

When you awake in the morning, either at home or in the hospital, you will have the mother of all hangovers, but you will instantly recall the location of the missing licence.

[Francko]

my driving licence. It isn't in the usual box file. If anyone knows where it is, please let me know.

Lots of people say you lot are useless but I tell them that one of you will know.

Ta

You don't have a license, that's why you can't find it.

[RichardCranium]

my driving licence. It isn't in the usual box file. If anyone knows where it is, please let me know.

You sent it back ages ago to get that expired endorsement removed and they haven't returned it yet.