Three shirts

[DaveB]

how many undies do you go through in a week??? do we want to know?

One pair every 4 days.

Day 1 : Right way around,
Day 2 : Back to front.
Day 3 : Turn inside out, then Rightway around
Day 4 : Back to front.

On the plus side he never has a problem getting a double seat on the train

[TimberWolf]

I change socks and pants each and every day. There's no reason not to since these items are dead cheap (say 3 for £5), take little room in the washing machine and there's no need for ironing (a moot point I grant thee). You just have to have a few dozen to last until you next turn on the washing machine.

[EternalOptimist]

I recall a lady of my aquaintance in uni who had 30+ pairs of knickers.

She washed them once a month...

I've heard this one
She didnt have a laundry basket, so she threw them at the wall and they stuck

[BrilloPad]

One pair every 4 days.

Day 1 : Right way around,
Day 2 : Back to front.
Day 3 : Turn inside out, then Rightway around
Day 4 : Back to front.

On the plus side he never has a problem getting a double seat on the train

Jeremy Clarkson says a cameraman told him there is a 5th way - but gave no further details. Anyone know what this 5th way is?

[TimberWolf]

Jeremy Clarkson says a cameraman told him there is a 5th way - but gave no further details. Anyone know what this 5th way is?

You may be thinking of condoms.

[shoes]

Jeremy Clarkson says a cameraman told him there is a 5th way - but gave no further details. Anyone know what this 5th way is?

Wear a long shirt and tuck it into your underwear. Or go commando, making your trousers your underwear.

[Pondlife]

Jeremy Clarkson says a cameraman told him there is a 5th way - but gave no further details. Anyone know what this 5th way is?

Scrape and repeat

[mrdonuts]

1 shirt = 2 non consecutive days

[Bagpuss]

You dirty skanks wearing shirts for 2 days. You can usually tell how old someone is by how often they wash, change their clothes etc.
People over 50 are the worst offenders, they have a bath once a week whether they need it or not!

Nobody can get away with wearing a shirt for 7 hours plus, for 2 days and not ponging. We have all worked with someone like that and it's not pleasant.