Is chocolate better than sex

[Lucy]

I do hate this ad.

Obviously it is not, and women (or the Addams who thought of the idea) who think it is, have never had any.

So there.

(It is almost offensively hypocritical to assert that all women love chocolate or can replace sex with it. FFS I only like 75% cocoa chocolate - very occasionally or coco pops when I feel ill don't ask me why)

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I do hate this ad.

Obviously it is not, and women (or the Addams who thought of the idea) who think it is, have never had any.

So there.

(It is almost offensively hypocritical to assert that all women love chocolate or can replace sex with it. FFS I only like 75% cocoa chocolate - very occasionally or coco pops when I feel ill don't ask me why)

You'll be telling us you don't like shoes and handbags next.

[Lucy]

You'll be telling us you don't like shoes and handbags next.

No. I have 200 pairs of shoes and about 50 handbags so that probably isn't true.

[cailin maith]

I do hate this ad.

Obviously it is not, and women (or the Addams who thought of the idea) who think it is, have never had any.

So there.

(It is almost offensively hypocritical to assert that all women love chocolate or can replace sex with it. FFS I only like 75% cocoa chocolate - very occasionally or coco pops when I feel ill don't ask me why)

Me too....

No. I have 200 pairs of shoes and about 50 handbags so that probably isn't true.

Snap

[scooterscot]

oh no..

Scooterscot is far better....

[Lucy]

The next possiblity...

[beaker]

The next possiblity...

Not so keen on that one myself... I suppose its ok in caramel...

[scooterscot]

not really me, know what I mean...

[Lucy]

Not so keen on that one myself... I suppose its ok in caramel...

What's wrong with it? Don't you like the colour?

[beaker]

What's wrong with it? Don't you like the colour?

Mmmm... I'm not in love with it...

I suppose the orange would look alright with a white outfit, but it's not really me