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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
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Kylie is one of those rare women who get better with age.
Never fancied her at all when she was younger, but she has matured into a stunning woman. She looks ever so cute with that short haircut (Reminds me of Servilan [sp]).I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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She's alright I suppose, if you like dwarves!Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostKylie is one of those rare women who get better with age.
Never fancied her at all when she was younger, but she has matured into a stunning woman. She looks ever so cute with that short haircut (Reminds me of Servilan [sp]).Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostShe's alright I suppose, if you like dwarves!
Only to you - you freakish giant."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostOnly to you - you freakish giant.
Well hung stud! - Shirley?Comment
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Midgets shirley?Originally posted by Churchill View PostShe's alright I suppose, if you like dwarves!Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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^^^WHS ^^^Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostKylie is one of those rare women who get better with age.
Never fancied her at all when she was younger, but she has matured into a stunning woman. She looks ever so cute with that short haircut (Reminds me of Servilan [sp]).
Mmmmmmmmmm.......those legsSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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