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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Now if you had a wii game to kill them humanely...
    Where's the bloody fun in that?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Where's the bloody fun in that?
      I assumed you were going to eat them. I must ask my gf(an ex-chef) if she has any recipes for seal. I know she has a great recipe for satay squirrel.

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        #13
        Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
        http://www.smh.com.au/news/technolog...654006265.html

        that is just so neat. I bet Bill Gates is wondering why MS hasn't developed it yet.
        Well that stops my little game of being stark naked from the waist down in video cons.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I assumed you were going to eat them. I must ask my gf(an ex-chef) if she has any recipes for seal. I know she has a great recipe for satay squirrel.
          Shoving a skewer up a squirrel's arse, smearing it with peanut butter and lobbing it on the BBQ does not a "great" recipe make!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Shoving a skewer up a squirrel's arse, smearing it with peanut butter and lobbing it on the BBQ does not a "great" recipe make!
            You actually need 2 squirrels - you only use the breast meat and their breasts are very small. But apparently it is extremely tasty. I might get her to cook it for the kids sometime - I am sure I read in the Torygraph that squirrel is becoming fashionable.

            I wonder where you buy squirrel breast? Waitrose?

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              You actually need 2 squirrels - you only use the breast meat and their breasts are very small. But apparently it is extremely tasty. I might get her to cook it for the kids sometime - I am sure I read in the Torygraph that squirrel is becoming fashionable.

              I wonder where you buy squirrel breast? Waitrose?
              Go and hunt your own.

              Dress as a little, fat, mustachioed dysfunctional Russian emigre and mug the bastards...

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                #17
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Go and hunt your own.

                Dress as a little, fat, mustachioed dysfunctional Russian emigre and mug the bastards...
                tease them with a selection of tasty nuts in your pocket
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  tease them with a selection of tasty nuts in your pocket
                  He doesn't want to shag them, he wants to eat the furry buggers!

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